POC Wave 1 Review

Da new Snake Eyes.

Hey mute boy? Fuck you.

The POC snake eyes comes with a spare head and validates what we always knew. Snake Eyes is a da black brother of Black Ripcord

POC Beach HeadA really great figure, but he has to wear a gas mask to get over Helix's stink.

POC Jungle DukeAlso known as Danny. This Duke clone watches his weight, wears scarfs in his hair for attention, talks with a slight lisp, and is more interested in Mr. Bond, than Helix. Did I mention he is fabulous?

M.C. Badass.

Dis motha fucka right here is pretty much the coolest figure made.... ever. His articulation sucks, but he has 4 ear piercings, 4 tats and a fauxhawk. He also comes with a nail gun, so he is obviously a roofer, which makes him da realist gang member yet.

Helix's vagina doesn't discriminate between good and evil.

POC Alley Viper

He owns da game, this is not sex, it's just motorcycle clubs cats dancing.

Nice Guys gettin' mad, Womenfolk being nuts and The #1 Good Guyz crackin' the case

Joedios is a website full of odd situations. There's dudes who rip jerks off, dudes who capitalize ODD words for NO reason, and a lot of alright folks.

One of the finest citizens is Falcon Chile. He's from Chile, he takes good pictures and once made Wild Weasel interesting (He has three little serpents and a cat! Serpents=kids). His photos are pretty much top tier. So when he posts them on JD he gets a lot of replies, and a lot of 5 star ratings. However some clown rated his low, he starts a thread asking why it happened to him, me and a few others including "Footloose". Footloose is some "hillbilly with a light tent"(Thanx Dan!) and his response was taking a picture of a toy giving the middle fingers. Ya know because the number one way to solve an issue is taking a picture of a toy. Anyways after this happens FC has wised up to these people being real rotten jerks, and is all "Peace bro, see you on flickr mi amigo"

However the real bandito behind Falcon getting low starred, was discovered by a Number One good guy (Who is also the best National Treasure) Fireflyed. He took some picture of a wicked sick custom, and what happened? Low fuckin' rating man! Fireflyed is a real man so he called out possible suspects (Americanese guy, figure thief, delusional alcoholic, Guy named after Stallone movie) and what happened? He learned it was General Scarlett!

Re-enactment:

"Make jokes about the boy scouts? I don't think So"

General Scarlett is a person who's G.I. Joe universe is very bizarre and strangely she's even more so! She has two accounts one as General Scarlett and one as Flint, who just posts "GRATE JOB SCARLETT" on all her pictures. It's like the craziest schizo around. She also once claimed CHOCOLATE CITY (Image not found) would cause the boy scouts of America to have the webmaster of Joedios sent to prison.

Coo-Coo-Ka-Chew!

Anyways, the 1 Star bandito was actually a bandita and my head hurts.

What I learned today:

Falcon Chile is an awesome guy and a veteranarian

General Scarlett is crazier than ever

To be cool on the internet, post a picture of some gay toy flipping the bird

Falling Down is a fun movie

Blackblast is a very nice dude

Dan Contrino can draw like a son of a gun

I hate cowboy hats

Boy Scouts are more powerful than the FBI

What I lost today:

Basic Math Skills

My cell phone

A lot of time!

One of my photos on JD went from 4th best rated of all time to not being 4th best.

What a Certain Moderator thinks about his online community

An exclusive view to the seedy underbelly of G.I. Joe fandom. Here's a direct communication between Sonny Lion and someone else:

I'm really not supposed to let this info out unless you are part of the msn crew. Death At Midnite is working on his own Joe Foto site and it's gonna be run TIGHTER than there and he'll be more anal about stuff. It was originally to be a back-up for the JD when things failed, but we decided we need a slightly 'smart' crowd in there.

Too many people here don't understand the concept of 'hosting' nor do they understand how to 'resize' their stuff. The boss here once wanted me to post a "RESIZE YOUR SHOTS" because it sucks up space. This isn't a wallpaper site and 80% of the OVERSIZED shots suck in that, "why would we want to scroll around your image to see how fuzzy it is?"

Death has plans but with having 2 marriage ceremonies, I don't know where he's at with the site. It'll be open to all IF they can deal with the rules. The original rules, while funny, were very jagged. BUT he comes from a programmer/cgi background and let's face, not enough sites are strict enough about stuff. Websites aren't a democracy and if you don't like, it, leave. It's no skin off anybody's back and it's not hard to let go, y'know?

Anyway, I actually forget the NAME of the site. Could be GIJOEPHOTOGRAPHY or JoeDioramas.com. DOn't bother looking for it, it's not up yet. I've seen the tests and I'll be boss. Well, one of the two. Don't think for a second that the malfunctions HERE would last as long as there. Death is building his own server too so he'll have control.

Just FYI and I'd appreciate you not passing that around till things are in better working order. That's why I hint. I've seen a lot of good people here not be able to do their thing (posting fotos and etc). Death wants to fix that.

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, AND I FEEL ALRIGHT. THE PARTY IS HERE ON THE WEST SIDE

What it do play-boi? It be Friday night ya'll! So we gots to saddle up and see where we gon be at 2nite.
Well ya'll know wut yo boy FF was thinkin'. So of course, after I gots outta my shower and gots my fresh gear on, my ass went straight to my homepage. the Chocolate City website.

HELL YA!

As expected, the best gin joint in the city of Memfrica never fails to have yo night covered. Tonight is gonna be big.

"OFFICIALLY BRING IN THE SUMMER WITH
THE GROWN & SEXY LEMONADE PARTY"

HELL YA SON!

I don't know wtf a grown and sexy lemonade party is, but I do know my night is straight now! I ain't gotz to worry 'bout shit now!

But wut really caught you boy FF's eye, was dat you can now reserve the City de Cocoa for yo own private birthday party!

Case and pint(whiskey please) .......

Your boy Marlon already RSVP'd for this event. I can't miss free Moet ALL night.

Now, ya'll cats might not know this but yo boy FF's birthday is 9 days from now. I think I have to do it city style. Chocolate City style.

There is nothing I can think of for a better birthday than having a "Bottles POPPIN'!!!, Grown and Sexy, Fireflyed blacktastic birthday.

I'll keep ya'll in the loop with the details.

LAKERS BLOW THE SERIES

And by blow, I mean they pissed me off by beating my classmate, Rajon Rondo, and the Celtics in the NBA championship. I'm no NBA Guru and I am not a Celtics fan, but I did let Rondo use my notes for an exam once, so I feel a little connection to my friend that I refer to as, "the black man with the biggest hands I have ever seen" or Rondo. Since LA won, lets have some fun.....

If Kobe was a joe, he would be........

Black Outself explanatory

If Pau Gasol was a joe, he would be.....

Why Wildcard you ask?
Well Pau Gasol looks like a homeless person.

True story, before I married my wife, I came down to Memphis to meet her family and at night(as college kids do) we would hit the bars. In true "Ben Roethlisberger" fashion, Pau(who was with the sad, sad Grizzles at the time) was at a college dive bar on the campus of the University of Memphis. Pau asked my wife(girlfriend at the time) to shoot pool with him. I was all for it.
Now, Rachel can play, but he still reached his orgre arms around her in an effort to "teach" her the game. I laughed and in true FF fashion, thought it was fucking hilarious. But then he tried to "take" her back to his "loft". #1 lofts are for gays. (No offense. I love gays. It's just a fact) #2 grabbing a girls wrist is not an invitation. But I digress, back to my main point. Fuck LA.

If RonRon was a joe......

He would be a crazy homeless lady.The man is insane. In a post game interview, he thanked his psychiatrist. He also has a new single about to drop.

Really RonRon, you just won the NBA championship and your main concern was mentioning you are trying to "drop" a single.

You Crazy Son.

Number One Good Guys!

My friend Fireflyed and myself are amongst the raddest G.I. Jerks in the community. I mean how else can Fireflyed get banned from every website ever if it wasn't for his mad customizing skills and the fact he's a #1 good guy.

It's probably because of Black Ripcord!